Jared Leto Protesting In Pink Against Overpaid Women

September 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jared Leto is a lot of things. An actor, a musician, and most recently, a victim of the male pay gap. If you’re in the LA area, you can get a glimpse of Jared protesting the injustice in a... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Facing Backlash For Playing Trans

July 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The best thing about being woke is that it’s fairly noncommittal, and as long as you categorize a cat call as aggressive sexual assault and get a haircut that would make the ladies from The L Word vomit, you... READ MORE

Jared Leto Is Probably 30 Seconds Away From Nearby Bus Stop

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

They’re smug, pretentious, and utilize penny-farthings as their main source of transportation. They infest inner city areas areas like cockroaches, forcing bodegas out in order to open up overpriced fair trade coffee shops. They wear lumberjack uniforms with the... READ MORE

Carrie Bradshaw Looks Great

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Last night marked the twenty-first annual MTV European Music Awards, where the who's whose of sassy starlets gathered to celebrate all of the vast achievements in contemporary music created on the same Casio keyboard. While appearances by fourteen-year-old Snapchat stars who you've never heard... READ MORE

Jared Leto Lands Lead Role In Hugh Hefner Biopic

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular assumptions, I hope this movie isn’t targeted to cater to men who receive thoughtless Father’s Day gift sets exclusively from Target every year. 

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Jared Leto Not Joking Around About Suicide Spinoff

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad was an insipid film at best. Jared Leto as joker filled those seats in the theater. And just like Hollywood to not issue an apology and refund, we got served with a spinoff. 

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Suicide Squad Labeled Sexist

August 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle.... READ MORE

Jared Leto Fairly Badass

May 23, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jared Leto might be an androgynous Scientologist drone who sees dead people but at least he can fucking do something. That's him in the front climbing a cliff in Yosemite. Being sober definitely has its benefits. If your lifestyle... READ MORE

Jared Leto Can Name Up to Two American Immigrants (VIDEO)

November 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jared Leto was tasked with the obligatory awards ceremony ode to third world suffering felt heavily by wealthy celebrities because of how many foreign speaking nannies and gardeners they employ. Also, many of them are presently fucking Czech models. Leto read a... READ MORE

Jared Leto’s Stupid Hair And Shit Around The Web

March 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jared Leto cut his hipster Jesus hair and died it platinum blond. It’s for an upcoming role he’s playing in the movie Douche Bag. It goes on forever. Just when you thought Jared couldn’t get any douchier. (Huffington Post)... READ MORE