The CEO Of Uber Irritates

By Matt June 19, 2014 @ 3:42 PM

Uber Douche

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has angered Uber drivers by saying he would replace them with robotic self driving cars. The drivers are now threatening to unionize, which I’m pretty sure is the exact plot of RoboCop. I wonder if these robots are capable of nuanced discussion of the indie music scene, because that’s why I choose Uber over more Taliban aligned companies. Kalanick has one of those faces you just want to sock in the grill. He looks like a frat boy who takes upskirt videos of girls in the cafeteria. Perhaps he was just born that way, but he might consider his punch-face when riling up thousands of dudes trying to make their rent by way of their ’07 Kia.

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 06/19/2014 18:38

    >. He looks like a frat boy who takes upskirt videos of girls in the cafeteria.

    You say as if thats a bad thing.
    You dont seem to have a problem putting stolen nekkid pics like Scarlet (thanks by the way!)
    so let’s not try to be holier than thou. Maybe you want to ape the mindthink of Gawker but
    you’d have to suck a lot more c9ck to be able to work there.

    No idea who this guy is but all I know is the fudgepacker writers on ‘social sites’ have a hardon for him. Not because of
    what he does or says but the way he looks like.

    He said that he would use Google self driving cars and people with minimal skills are pissed off that they were be replaced by technology. Welcome to the 19th century. Ive been involved in three accidents in the past month (never my fault, two of them I was at light)…i WANT SELF DRIVING CARS NOW. Its not for me, although I dont mind being chauffered, its for all the maniacs out there.
    And cabbies will lose their jobs? That really is a bummer for them but when you are at the bottom of the labour pool, you can NOT be surprised at being replaced by machines. If driving is your only skill, you are really at the bottom. Every moron
    and inbred out there has a drivers license.

    “The reason Uber could be expensive is you’re paying for the other dude in the car,” Kalanick said, according to Business Insider. “When there is no other dude in the car, the cost of taking an Uber anywhere is cheaper. Even on a road trip.”

    Ok, i would punch him in the face just for duding it up but I have no problems with what he said.
    100% right.

    He looks like a fratboy? What are you? 11yr old girls?

    is he a d1ck? Welcome to america, where being a corporate d1ck is expected….
    he doesnt even register on the dickometer.

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    Beylerbey 06/19/2014 18:40


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    Hugh G. Rection 06/19/2014 23:21

    His bodyguard looks like he doubles as the fat kid on the college debate team.

  4. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/20/2014 07:18

    Just my .02 but I believe he deserves to be punched in the face for simply using the term uber.

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