Devan Serpa Flashed Her Cooch to a Cop

By Lex July 09, 2014 @ 8:11 AM

Devan Serpa Mugshot
When you’re 29 you shouldn’t be allowed to list your occupation as aspiring model. I’m going with 25 as the max cut off for not finding any gainful employment in an industry where careers start at infancy. Just being a Louisiana eight doesn’t give you the right to upgrade cocktail waitress or mattress store owner’s wife on your official forms. Devan Serpa got busted for shooting guns at parked cars in Morgan City, Louisiana. I know, it’s weird that that’s illegal. She thought maybe she might show off her vagina to the booking officer, just because she’s an aspiring model and wanted his opinion. I know when women cry they get out of speeding tickets, so I’m going to guess that being semi-attractive and showing off your cooch can probably get you out of some redneck misadventures. But the processing officer just tacked on an obscenity charge. Which I take to mean he felt he might get caught. Which is too bad, because sending this aspiring model to jail for getting liquored up and shooting inanimate objects is a waste of money. We’d likely get more people wanting to be cops if they could swap consensual quickies for freedom with some of their more minor offenders.

I told her it was thirty days for shoplifting or she could suck my dick and walk away. You’re welcome, taxpayers. I just saved you ten grand. Now pin a medal on my flaccid shlong.

Photo Credit: Devan Serpa/Facebook

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(12) Comments

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    Gildorg 07/09/2014 08:54

    She does have some awesome tits.

    I woulda banged her.

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 07/09/2014 09:07

    Not sure anyone with an F’ed up grill like that can ever expect to be termed a “model”. Perhaps as the “before” picture for a really good oral surgeon.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/09/2014 11:13

    With a rack like that she doesn’t have to worry about anyone scrutinizing her lack of dental work.

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    miche the killer 07/09/2014 12:42

    As a Louisianian, she’s a Louisiana 5- we have a lot of strippers with Latina Cruella DeVil eyebrows, facial piercings leftover from their meth days & skin that looks like you could suck on it between Nicoderm patches. So, she loses 2 points for redundancy.

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    sffanatic1 07/09/2014 13:01

    I bet the only reason she thinks she could model is ugly friends who kiss her butt or a amateur photographer trying to get a piece. She’s could do porn if she’s smart and uses this publicity in the best way she can. But I think we all know by this article she isn’t.

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    sffanatic1 07/09/2014 13:05

    Oh and when’s her birthday this could be a mid mid life crisis, and that cop turning down her advance might push her over the edge. I’m guessing this wasn’t her first time, probably first time denied though. Trying to be a model, about to hit 30, denied by cop, next stop porno.

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    Plumbarius 07/09/2014 14:20

    She needs a head transplant.

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    dserpa 07/18/2014 19:21

    Dont believe everything u hear fkg idiots. I’m Devan serpa and I didn’t do anything of that sort. I’m innocent of both charges, if the editor of this article wants the REAL story, contact me pls.

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    dserpa 07/18/2014 19:22

    Bet u wldnt though BC u guys love to tlk alot of sht about good ppl.

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    dserpa 07/18/2014 19:23

    I wld advise to take this down before ur sued along with the FEMALE officer that did this to me…..

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    dserpa 07/18/2014 19:24

    Get my pics off of this fkg page please. I will contact my lawyer about this… Ur using my pics Wo my consent.

  12. avatar
    dserpa 07/19/2014 12:18

    Take my shit off of this page. I’m contacting lawyers at ths very moment assholes

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