Kendall Jenner Lands a Cover

I bet Kendall Jenner laughs and laughs at the guidance counselor who analyzed her future career survey and found her best suited for work in the escort industry. Not just because he was pretty accurate, but because she giggles a lot when she recalls her one year of high school. But who’s laughing now that Kendall landed herself the cover of Love magazine. Former cover girls for this magazine read like a Who’s Who of famous fashion models and well known drug addicts. It’s the brass ring every girl reaches for after their molestation injuries heal. And there’s Kendall on the cover in her underwear looking wet and powerful. I wonder if Kendall still believes her mom when she says these deals are unpaid.

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