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The New College Football Trophy Is Rather Shitty

The-New-College-Football-Champions-Trophy College Football got rid of the BCS championship after many years of fan bitching and replaced it with a new playoff system that fans can bitch about for the next twenty years. That's a backhanded bitch slap for all the people who vote for change. Just to stick it in your face, the NCAA kicked the national championship crystal football to the curb and replaced it with this fucking bit of lipstick case Hunger Games capital city abomination of a trophy. I don't know how coaches are going to inspire their bearded young scholar athletes with visions of passing that dainty purse accessory over their heads come January. My fourth grade AYSO trophy could ass rape this college football trophy and it would only cry when it was over. If it hadn't been for that six peso spray painted tinfoil trophy they handed out at the World Cup, this would be the world's weakest trophy. Soccer saves us once again from being most lame

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