Breastfeeding in Public, Still Not a Thing

By Lex August 19, 2014 @ 6:23 AM

Woman In Red Breast Feeds On The Subway In New York
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the New York City law that allows women to breastfeed any place they fucking choose, a woman in a bright red dress embarrassed the shit out of her other two kids on the subway by suckling her baby on her enormous exposed breast. There were other public nursing supporters with her, but they refrained from nourishing their infants on the subway, because it’s just unnecessarily unsafe and a gross place for anyone to dine. But for twenty years now you’ve had the right to whip your milky tit out in front of the guy scratching his nuts with a broken drumstick. Huzzah! None of the regulars on the train seemed to give a fuck, because nobody except for the occasional extreme busybody ever says boo to a nursing mom. Yet, the myth of the maliciously harassed breastfeeder continues. It just seems like it could be happening. Must have more laws.

Photo Credit: Splash

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(11) Comments

  1. avatar
    LizLemon 08/19/2014 06:55

    When did Lena Dunham have a baby?

  2. avatar
    miche the killer 08/19/2014 08:03

    It’s a brave day for the bored self-righteous with udders.

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    Admiral 08/19/2014 08:10

    Peeing is natural, too, yet you don’t see me doing it in the subway when there are people around.

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    MacDaddy 08/19/2014 08:12

    Most people don’t know that it is completely legal to walk around topless in NYC. It is quite common to see tits flapping away in Central Park.

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    BiebersStrapon 08/19/2014 08:23

    I didn’t think it would take long for someone to equate excretory functions with nourishing a child.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/19/2014 08:34

    I don’t give 3 shits if you nourish your child (yep just a stupid when I posted it) in public as long as you aren’t some fat POS with sloppy tits. I mean who doesn’t like to see a nice rack? Other than maybe the poor little guy having to watch his mom get ogled at while some homeless guy beats off in corner of the subway.

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    Mud Nugget 08/19/2014 08:47

    Tranny’s lactate?

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 08/19/2014 08:59

    I have no problem at all with public breastfeeding. What kills me is when some self-important asshat new mommy decides to change a diaper at a restaurant at the table next to mine. Do that in the bathroom you stupid whore! You don’t see anyone else taking care of bodily functions out in the dining room!

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    Beylerbey 08/19/2014 11:21

    Meh. At least they’re white kids.

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    Maybe_Observer 08/21/2014 11:37

    It’s not the tit-sucking in public that is offensive….it is the self-congratulatory smug smirks that make you want to do the tittie-twister……

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    Maybe_Observer 08/21/2014 11:38

    Also….it’s always some giant floppy tit….not some tight runner’s tit….

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