If you're stuck in Sydney watching crappy Australian soaps and waiting for your monthly disability check to arrive, why not go join the genocidal Islamic State nut jobs slaying everybody that doesn't pray to Allah the right way in Iraq and Syria. And while you're at it, bring the kids. You're wife is always bitching about how you never do anything with them. Khaled Sharouff just wanted to give his boys a cool summer vacation, so he took them to Syria to learn how to shoot soldiers and hold up their decapitated heads on Twitter. If we're being post-racially honest, it's appalling to see cute little white kids holding up severed human heads. A little Arab kid with premature pit hair and a beard and a jihadi bandana, maybe a little less so by historical expectations. You can see more graphic beheading pictures HERE.
Psychological experts are asserting that these grade school age kids might suffer lasting mental trauma from hanging with dad and butchering people on camera. Good call, experts. What they're forgetting are the lasting father son memories. Most guys grow up to do horrible shit because they never got any love or respect from dad. Just imagine the look in Khaled's eyes as he proudly gazes upon his kids stabbing out the eyeballs of the infidels. You can't get that from the old man making a big deal about taking you to see the Sox game after five years of false promises.