Justin Timberlake is in all kinds of trouble with the Internet after he called desiccated crone Madonna “his ninja”. By that he didn’t mean a medieval Japanese assassin but rather a stand in for that other n-word. You know, the one your grandfather calls the President.
Read all about the stupid N-word outrage. (Huffington Post)
Old Jewish woman Gene Simmons apologizes for being such an asshole…again. (Dlisted)
Nina Agdal in a bikini is guaranteed to improve your day (and dick). (The Superficial)
Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie is the mustest of must sees. (Popoholic)
Justin Bieber is porking Selena Gomez again. She must really hate herself. (Celebslam)
That ice bucket challenge thing is annoying. Unless it’s done to the Cowboy’s cheerleaders. (Busted Coverage)
Bar Refaeli is in a bikini where she belongs. (Drunken Stepfather)