No One Cares That Brangelina Got Married And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 28, 2014 @ 12:14 PM

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in secret and no one gave a flying fuck. It’s not like it’s 2002 when you were on the cover of magazines and Angelina had yet to cut off her breasts. What’s the fucking point of getting married after having 85 kids together. It is too late.

Read all about the douchey nuptials. (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart says it isn’t that she’s a shitty actress it’s that everyone else is shittier. (Dlisted)

Kendall Jenner in a swimsuit makes me think bad thoughts. (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus gets naked…again…for V magazine. (Huffington Post)

Alessandra Ambrosio is in her underwear in Vogue Brazil. (COED)

Amber Heard topless. That is all. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lizzy Caplan is a master of sex in her panties. See what I did there? (Drunken Stepfather)

wwtdd

(1) Comment

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    myforums 08/29/2014 13:23

    For someone who writes a celebrity blog, calling this wedding “pompous” is just bizarre. Were you sleeping when the magazines and blog sites were raving about both of Kim Kardashian’s weddings?

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