I guess the deal was we get two Ebola infected patients and we send Paris Hilton back to Africa. It’s something like the atlantic triangular slave trade except it’s all microscopic infectious diseases now. However Paris jumped her transport when she sniffed out a potential mate on the Spanish Island of Ibiza. She tore a hole in the fuselage of her plane and guided herself safely to the ground by retracting her lazy eye and igniting all the cocaine inside to serve as a retro-rocket booster. At least it’s an island. She’s started banging men there like this Patient Zero but it can be contained. Some people and Barbary macaques will be lost. But nothing like Atlanta’s going to be hit when Ebola man escapes his pod to hit the champagne room at Cheetahs and 50,000 Georgians start choking to death on their own blood.
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