Sofia Vergara’s Tits Deserve Better And Shit Around The Web

The Internet got its collective panties in a bunch after last night’s Emmys because of an unfunny bit with Sofia Vergara. The Television Academy President literally put her on a spinning pedestal to show their commitment to always giving viewers something interesting to look at. Feminists got pissed because of how the showcase degraded Vergara as a woman. Vergara, who earned over $30 million last year for having nice tits and an exotic accent, had no comment.

Read about all about the made up hoopla. (Dlisted)

Selena Gomez shakes her cleavage on Instagram and it is oddly hypnotic. (Popoholic)

The bad guy from the bad Star Wars movies may return. (COED)

J-Lo and Iggy Azalea show off their asses to sell records. (Huffington Post)

Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend lets her watch his kids. He must not love them. (The Superficial)

Natalia Proza dribbling water on herself in a swimsuit? Yes, please! (Hollywood Tuna)

Man, I’m fucking sick of this ice bucket bullshit…wait…Playboy Playmates dumping cold water on themselves? (Busted Coverage)

(Photo Via Slate)