Tinashe Has Skills

This chick’s parents knew she would be a star by age four when one of them had a vision of just how big her tits could be by age eighteen. They packed up the family and moved to Los Angeles to plow every hour and cent into her dancing and singing training and casting sessions to become inured to casual molestation. According to her Wikipedia page, handcrafted by a pious scribe in The Andes Mountains, she was a star by age fourteen as a member of an all-girl singing group. Naturally, that meant no high school. A small price to pay for fortune and fame. Albeit, I’ve never fucking heard of her and she’s taking spending cash to front her big fake tits at a Vegas nightclub party. Still, I’d have traded high school in for five grand and a brilliant pair of knockers. Or twenty bucks and a copy of Swank.

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