Waterfront Ballparks and The Rest of Us Doomed

The People’s Climate March took place in New York City over the weekend in an effort to thwart our planet’s pending doom. I can’t remember exactly when we all go underwater and get eaten by irate polar bears, but I think it’s next March. Don’t fall for renewing any baseball season tickets. Just look at what happens to AT&T Park in this completely predictable artist-rendered happenstance of ocean levels rising by just twelve feet while we watch our fancy TVs and microwave our popcorn. Your pretty waterfront park won’t seem so pretty when home plate is flooded beneath a pool of shame and regret.

Nothing says a true march of the people more than when Al Gore shows up with a pre-printed placard, alongside the U.N. Secretary General and the wealthy foreign minister of France and they all discuss how the melting polar ice cap might affect their Cayman Island bank accounts. Of course, the polar ice caps are growing, but don’t tell that to the children holding random doomsday and Kill Israel signs on the backs of their parents. I believe the children our are future. Also, currently, they are the most knowledgable global climate scientists we have.

You can never go wrong betting against the doomsdayers. They’re 0-for-the past several thousands years and running.

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