Brooklyn Bars Shaming Santas

Its clear most Bushwick Hipsters are unable to enjoy life based on their ill fitting jeans and cumbersome beards, but many are going so far as to hate Santa. Santa Con is a once yearly bar crawl where a bunch of dudes in Santa outfits get loaded out of their winter gourds and puke in their beards. Failing that they bang hot chicks in the city or worst case scenario return home via bridge or tunnel after their buddy contracts hypothermia and dies on the street. It’s a great experience to bastardize something besides the Irish once a year. The Santa Con people have drawn ire from virtually anyone over 21, but many bars in Brooklyn are refusing to admit anyone with a Santa costume this year. Some trust fund guy with ear gauges who works at a bar for the Instagram photos articulated this:

“It’s debauchery tourism…And there’s a culture clash. I’d call SantaCon bro culture”

Yeah it would be lame if it happened all the time. Just like its lame you sit in a rickety bar and drink syrupy beer with a bunch of guys writing lame shit in notebooks all the time. Sometimes we can learn from each other. In this instance it’s fuck you and your bar. Not that I would be in attendance anyway, that shit’s a nightmare. Hence the point of a bar. Anything goes.

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