Ink Your Pets Now, There Is Not Later

The State of New York just passed a law making it illegal to tattoo your dog. Once elected officials find themselves completely flummoxed solving any problems that really matter, they eventually get to denouncing animal torture and banning e-cigarettes. You know who votes a lot? Old ladies. They love their fucking pets and their grandkids. The dog tattoo ban becomes law 120 days from now, meaning the people you elected to make six figure salaries are giving you ample time to tattoo your dog legally for four months. I’m not even sure how common of a thing it is. It might never happen. Let’s just say you’re the one guy who does it. The clock is ticking, bro. If you’ve been pondering the Tyson for for your bald friend, the time is now.

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