Jerry Springer Breaks Silence

Jerry Springer defended himself against criticism his show is ‘transphobic.’ The news came as a shock since it is widely assumed Springer has been off the air for a decade. Also, nobody knows what the fuck transphobic means. Springer waddles into his office every weekday, and apparently continues to welcome bad unemployed actors into his studio to slap each other in the face. He may not even have a loaded gun in his desk’s pencil drawer. Springer’s commitment to professionalism is quite remarkable. He puts himself out there so that every day fat housewives can microwave TV dinners and watch this shit folding laundry while they yell at the dog. Springer insists that his show is still airing and is not transphobic:

“We have transgender people on all the time, a lot… In fact, there’s probably a lot more exposure on our show than anyplace else.”

That would constitute a major problem if it were half true. Everyone who goes on Springer is a fucked up clown regardless of what they’re doing with their genitals. In truth the only reason he’s having to spew this shit is the trans community loves to get offended and pen poison letters more than celebrating freedom and diversity. Apart from watching the show, this means a portion of our population is sending angry emails about it. Here’s who the Springer show makes look bad: everyone who has ever appeared on it. I’d still rather hang with any of his guests than sit around with the fuckers who are offended by it. Grow a pair.