KFC Pinoy Final Solution

January 27, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

KFC is testing the Double Down Dog in their Philippines market where the casualties settle for less insurance money. It’s a hot dog shoved into a fried chicken breast and covered in the Colonel’s jizz. It’s unclear if this travesty will make it to the states but people in Fort Worth are lining up around the block just in case. Apart from the flavor components not really correlating this thing seems relatively impossible to eat. Especially while driving. Certainly while ignoring your severe chest pains. At some point we need to consider the strategy of making the home nation of the nurses for our sickly obese also sickly obese. That’s just poor planning. We should be testing this fried spooge dog out in Yemen. Let’s be honest, if the diabetes rates quadrupled in Yemen, you’re not skipping Game of Thrones to attend a rally.

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