Get the Fuck Out of Europe

Being a cartoonist or Jew in Europe is pretty shitty right about now and for the past thousand years. If you’re a Jewish cartoonist you’re probably already dead, so this isn’t for you. Get the fuck out. I don’t care if the President of France talks about how you are France. I’m sure the Mayor of Copenhagen will start showing up at Shabbat services in a tallit next weekend. Don’t be the dumb ass teenagers who investigate the basement in horror movies. The Amityville house is making a point. Get the fuck out. Europe is toast. This is the time in Risk to be pulling your pieces off the European continent and start fortifying Greenland and Brazil. Save the Americas. The crazy Muslims got the Middle East and now they’ve got Europe. Africa, who the fuck cares. It’s like fighting over which gang gets the public toilets down by the beach. Withdraw. You know how many Jews and cartoonists get killed in Iowa each year? None. And they’ve got plenty of guns and no special affection for Jews or cartoonists. Cedar Rapids needs comedy. You need your kids to see eighteen. Pack. Planes leave every two hours.