Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There’s obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough to be raped of its oil deposits.
Read all about Chad’s feelings towards Justin. (TMZ)
Hot narcissitic chicks take steamy selfies in the mirror. (The Chive)
Jessica Lowndes bikinis like a fucking champ. (Egotastic)
Parks and Rec producer Harris Wittels dies of an apparent overdose. (Huffington Post)
Samantha Hoopes gives good underboob for GQ UK. (Drunken Stepfather)
Xenia Deli always manages to get my pressure up. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pete Doherty makes a life size crucifix with himself in place of Jesus because he’s a huge douche. (Dlisted)