Bieber And Baldwin Barreling Towards Future Regrets Fast

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s times like these that I wish Justin Bieber still belonged to that new age Jim Jones-like cult that’s using church and doing good for the community as their cover just like good ol’ Jimbo back in the day.... READ MORE

Carl Lentz And Justin Bieber ALLEGEDLY Split

July 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The breakup between a cult leader and his twink pop sensation sex slave is never easy, especially when one of the two thought the relationship could go all the way. This certainly seems to be the case with... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Makes Hailey Baldwin Engagement Official With Spastic Colon Of An Instagram Post

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT!" READ MORE

Church Worked; Baldwin Let Bieber Put A Ring On It

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber has already hit his peak and is at a point in his career where there’s nowhere to go but down. And what better way to celebrate the decline than to marry a model. If he read the... READ MORE

Biebs Using God As His Wingman

July 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Organized religion is shape shifting to avoid suffering the same fate as the dinosaurs. There’s only so long that you can keep up the fairy tales before the majority of people start calling bullshit. And Hailey Baldwin looks like... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Says Our Lives Are Equal To Or Greater Than Lives Of Glamorous Celebs

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

HEY WORLD THAT GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE YOU SEE PORTRAYED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM DON'T BE FOOLED THINKING THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR I CAN PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT! READ MORE

Justin Bieber Slipping

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been... READ MORE

Beauty And The Biebs Over Soon

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s only so long someone can handle being in a relationship with an overly committed Christian that’s just a hair shy of being completely crazy. In the realm of all things Bieber, fans are still waiting for Justin to... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Manic Cult Jesus Whiteboard Inspo

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When Jesus was getting his eyes eaten by birds up on the cross his greatest hope was that someday a strung out twink would hashtag his name on a whiteboard alongside a manic misspelled cult rant.

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Selena Gomez’ Mom Hospitalized After Learning Her Daughter and Justin Bieber Are Back On

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Selena Gomez' entire family begin to shudder and shake with the mere mention of junior Napoleon who took Selena's virginity and bragged about it to his rented black rapper posse. 

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