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Justin Bieber Unaware Of His Role

Justin Bieber appears to be coming to the Derek Zoolander-esque realization that what he does lacks substance. Bieber often struggles in his live performances which is a natural result of being marginally talented and recording shitty music. In searching for validation it's tough to admit you're a pawn supplying fleeting filler bullshit so corporations can run ads for more

Bieber Tranqs His Tiger

Tiger blood seemed cooler when it was a cheeky euphemism for The AIDS running through Charlie Sheen's veins. Less cool when loaded with sedatives to keep kitty comatose at a Toronto engagement party for Justin Bieber's righteous dad Jeremy. You'd think maybe Jeremy Bieber would've given up on romance after fucking a baby into a runaway teen and making a very small grown up. His prospects certainly got richer when more

Bieber White Boy Dreads And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber turnedhis hair into horrible, smelly white boy dreadlocks. You should never have dared him to be a bigger asshole. Behold the horror. (TMZ) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on all fours. Oooh. (Last Men On Earth) Nickey Whelan is topless on "House of Lies". (Egotastic All-Stars) Meanwhile, Claudia Romani has an amazing ass. (Egotastic) Let's look at Kendall Jenner's nipple ring. (Taxi Driver) Rita Ora wears more

Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don't want to hear the explanation. The horror...the horror...(Dlisted) Emily Ratajkowski takes off her clothes on social media. (Last Men On Earth) Jessica Parker Kennedy gets all kinds more

Justin Bieber Has A New Step Mom

Justin Bieber's dad Jeremy took a break from setting up street races and kamikaze shooters for his son to marry a young chick. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one whose super rich kid has him on the payroll. Jeremy posted the proposal video to YouTube, because when you're Bieber's dubiously employed dad, people are going to want to see your future bride cry. Jeremy Bieber took in Justin's mom when more

Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

If you disseminatesexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you're Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubiouspic gets paid. Bieber recently posted a photo of a hot chick on his Instagram and queried his fans something eloquent along the lines of, "WTF who dis yo?!"Now more

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Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and ripsoff his cock. He's going to get Montezuma's revenge for real. (TMZ) Daniela Lopez Osorio shows off her stuff in Victoria's Secret. (Last Men On Earth) Who doesn't love seeing Natalie Dormer topless? ( more

DiCaprio Books Bieber

DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn't shave and sharted in front of the world's hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he's like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he's friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody else gets him. DiCaprio threw a private party in St. Bart's on New Year's Eve to celebrate the immense amount of model pussy he could overnight to more

Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco's Daughter And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco's model daughter Josie.Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely. They make such a cute couple. (TMZ) Hannah Ferguson bikinis like a champ. (Last Men On Earth) Richelle Oslinker shows off her tasty tits. (Egotastic All-Stars) Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen unleash more

El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What atwat. Read all about what set her off. (TMZ) Giselle Bundchen shows off her luscious ass. (Last Men On Earth) Marta Bez gets greased up and topless for Interview Magazine. (Egotastic All-Stars) Who wants to more

A Fatwah On Bieber's Music And Shit Around The Web

Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber's latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I'm not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll's songs. Inshallah all nations will also ban him. (TMZ) Brends Song looks faptastic in a tiny purple bikini. (Last Men On Earth) Maja Krag is naked in black and white which makes it artistic. ( more

Justin Bieber Not Done Yet

Justin Bieber bleached his hair blond after asking the gilded mirror on his wall how to look like an even bigger asshole. You don't have to listen to the mirror. Or identify as a Latvian twink. Sometimes prostitute preemies turn out just fine. Not most of the time. Remember when The AIDS used to be less selective? Photo Credit: Gettyread more

Justin Bieber Guppy Tears (VIDEO)

It remains unclear why Justin Bieber broke down in tears following two shitty songs performed with harness at the MTV VMAs. Some are suggesting it was a stress induced menstrual gush. But he's a boy, dammit! As Bieber tilts his head forward in his hand the show producers played what was an obviously pre-recorded track with Bieber sharing his philosophy on life, such as, it's a journey, not a destination, and more

Justin Bieber Cupping

When I heard Interview magazine was releasing photos of Justin Bieber cupping, I feared pictures of a hairless Gimli holding some unsigned rapper's junk in his little baby hands was coming next. This might actually be worse. Bieber joined in the line of voodoo health nuts like Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow and other celebrities without penises who treat their bodies with ancient Eastern suction cup therapy. more

Bieber Sorry For Ass Shot

Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you'd think like it's obnoxious and he's accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend's daughters saw it, which is by far the creepiest possible scenario: "Hey I Deleted the photo of my butt on Instagram not because I thought it was bad but someone close to me's daughter follows me and she more