Justin Bieber Pick of the Litter

Magazines overly concerned with whom Justin Bieber is currently extending his tiny romantic appendage believe young model Alexandra Rodriquez might be the one. First, she owns that same underaged appearance as Selena Gomez. A midget never forgets his first normal.read more

Justin Bieber Gets In A Fight (VIDEO)

If you're a diminutive 22 year old child who many people instinctively and justifiably want to punch in the face, at some point you're going to have to throw a blow. Some guy apparently tapped Bieber on the head in the lobby of his hotel. It appears Justin Bieber's life is essentially based on humiliating himself. He has to sing those shitty songs with a straight face and eye-fuck nine year olds in the front row.read more

Justin Bieber Drinks Out Of Lewis Hamilton's Champagne Bottle At Monaco Grand Prix

Auto racing is a good gig if you can get it. You drive souped up cars. You fuck hot international models. Everybody gets wasted on rich people's wine. Lewis Hamilton who used to bang that Pussycat Doll won the Monaco Grand Prix. As is the tradition a magnum of champagne was opened for the champion racer. He chose to share with Justin Bieber who was on hand because that little lesbian Lucifer is everywhere.read more

Justin Bieber's Music Shockingly Unoriginal

An indie musician named White Hinterland is suing Justin Bieber and producer Skrillex for sampling her vocals in Bieber's hit "Sorry" without giving her credit. If you listen to it, it's super obvious that Bieber's music sucks and also that she's correct. Hinterland is not an obscure musician, her songs have hundreds of thousands of hits and she's been mentioned in Rolling Stone.

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Justin Bieber Unaware Of His Role

Justin Bieber appears to be coming to the Derek Zoolander-esque realization that what he does lacks substance. Bieber often struggles in his live performances which is a natural result of being marginally talented and recording shitty music. In searching for validation it's tough to admit you're a pawn supplying fleeting filler bullshit so corporations can run ads for Pepsi.

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Bieber Tranqs His Tiger

Tiger blood seemed cooler when it was a cheeky euphemism for The AIDS running through Charlie Sheen's veins. Less cool when loaded with sedatives to keep kitty comatose at a Toronto engagement party for Justin Bieber's righteous dad Jeremy. You'd think maybe Jeremy Bieber would've given up on romance after fucking a baby into a runaway teen and making a very small grown up. His prospects certainly got richer when his...

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Bieber White Boy Dreads And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber turnedhis hair into horrible, smelly white boy dreadlocks. You should never have dared him to be a bigger asshole. Behold the horror. (TMZ) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on all fours. Oooh. (Last Men On Earth) Nickey Whelan is topless on "House of Lies". (Egotastic All-Stars) Meanwhile, Claudia Romani has an amazing ass. (Egotastic) Let's look at Kendall Jenner's nipple ring. (Taxi Driver) Rita Ora wears a...

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Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don't want to hear the explanation. The horror...the horror...(Dlisted) Emily Ratajkowski takes off her clothes on social media. (Last Men On Earth) Jessica Parker Kennedy gets all kinds of...

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Justin Bieber Has A New Step Mom

Justin Bieber's dad Jeremy took a break from setting up street races and kamikaze shooters for his son to marry a young chick. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one whose super rich kid has him on the payroll. Jeremy posted the proposal video to YouTube, because when you're Bieber's dubiously employed dad, people are going to want to see your future bride cry. Jeremy Bieber took in Justin's mom when she...

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Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

If you disseminatesexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you're Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubiouspic gets paid. Bieber recently posted a photo of a hot chick on his Instagram and queried his fans something eloquent along the lines of, "WTF who dis yo?!"Now the...

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Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and ripsoff his cock. He's going to get Montezuma's revenge for real. (TMZ) Daniela Lopez Osorio shows off her stuff in Victoria's Secret. (Last Men On Earth) Who doesn't love seeing Natalie Dormer topless? (...

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DiCaprio Books Bieber

DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn't shave and sharted in front of the world's hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he's like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he's friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody else gets him. DiCaprio threw a private party in St. Bart's on New Year's Eve to celebrate the immense amount of model pussy he could overnight to the...

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Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco's Daughter And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco's model daughter Josie.Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely. They make such a cute couple. (TMZ) Hannah Ferguson bikinis like a champ. (Last Men On Earth) Richelle Oslinker shows off her tasty tits. (Egotastic All-Stars) Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen unleash their...

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El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What atwat. Read all about what set her off. (TMZ) Giselle Bundchen shows off her luscious ass. (Last Men On Earth) Marta Bez gets greased up and topless for Interview Magazine. (Egotastic All-Stars) Who wants to look...

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A Fatwah On Bieber's Music And Shit Around The Web

Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber's latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I'm not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll's songs. Inshallah all nations will also ban him. (TMZ) Brends Song looks faptastic in a tiny purple bikini. (Last Men On Earth) Maja Krag is naked in black and white which makes it artistic. (...

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