Threesome Babies Are Upon Us

Britain has just approved the creation of human embryos from the DNA of three separate people. Guys engaging in MMF threesomes can now pretend they’re just doing it to make a baby and not secretly gay. As outlined by some British Institute somewhere, the procedure will be used for women with faulty mitochondria who can’t reproduce without this particular arrangement of beakers and hot plates and hard charging White Zombie bass lines. Scientists have found a method by which a third party donor’s mitochondria can be used, eliminating the passing on of certain rare genetic defects but grandly fucking up the genome for the rest of us. This is the first step into an obvious futuristic dystopia where the bastard floor semen from a Nickelback concert forms like Voltron and runs for President on the Democratic ticket with Hillary. Not so futuristic really.

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