Planet Fitness Gets Its Dick Handed To It

There’s one basic rule about women’s rooms since time immemorial — no dick allowed. You know this from the time you’re hitting kindergarten age and your mom says she can’t bring you in the mall bathroom with her anymore. You start bending this rule you might as well let the ladies start flushing their tampons down the toilet by the tainted dozen. Anarchy.

Yvette Cormier complained to the front desk and corporate at Planet Fitness, the gym franchise that promises not to judge you for being a fat slob, when she spotted what certainly seemed to be a dude with a cock brushing past her as she changed in the locker room:

I was stunned and shocked. He looked like a man. He did not look like a woman. This is very unprofessional. This is very scary.

Cormier’s complaint was met with a rather unexpected result. Planet Fitness told her to get the fuck out and canceled her membership. Admit it, you did not see that coming. Planet Fitness had a rationale that I’m sure makes sense to people who have formed their principled view of the world entirely within the past thirty-six months or less:

Planet Fitness is committed to creating a non-intimidating, welcoming environment for our members. Our gender identity non-discrimination policy states that members and guests may use all gym facilities based on their sincere self-reported gender identity. In expressing her concerns about the policy, the member in question exhibited behavior that club management deemed inappropriate and disruptive to other members, which is a violation of the membership agreement and as a result her membership was canceled”

I suppose it’s okay to have a gym where everybody gets to decide which gender changing room and showers they use. But maybe you ought put up a prominent sign to this effect. WARNING: women’s room may contain women with fat-ass cocks and mustaches.  Subparagraphs on the back pages of terms of service contracts just aren’t enough to cover a tranny whipping out their hog in the ladies lockers. I suppose the Planet Fitness goal here was to prove a point on tolerance while completely sand bagging some lady with a legitimate concern. Score one for Planet Fitness. You just lost ten thousand members, but you gained one LGBT Bless You plaque.

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