You Can Stop Feeling Bad About Yourself

The most comprehensive study on dick size ever has found your average dude is packing 5.16 inches or a six adjacent as he’ll casually tell you. This is curious because according to this study only five percent of dudes have a hogan over six inches. Doctors measured a bunch of dicks from the pubic bone to the tip of the glans, which differs slightly from time tested method of starting at the back of the ball sack while looking through a telescope. They also found no correlation between rocking a huge piece and height, weight or foot size. That sucks for tall guys. Your best bet remains being a little fella so your dick looks huge in perspective. Justin Bieber’s dick is the size of a garden snail but in the right light makes ladies gasp. A tree looks bigger in a parking lot than it does in the forest. Worst comes to worst throw a McGriddle in your whiteys. We might be able to put this to rest now. There is still no cure for cancer.

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