Unironic Students Protest Gay Day By Dressing Like Lesbians

Idiocy tends to solve itself. The dumb kids fall into wells and everybody publicly mourns but privately agrees that it was only a matter of time. The herd is culled. A bunch of students at a Pennsylvania high school decided the best way to counter protest a gay rights day was to dress like a lesbian softball team and pen I Hate Musical Theater on their hands. Depending on who you believe, they also left nasty notes on the lockers of kids in the gay club. It’s a uniquely dumb protest even for those whose balls feel threatened because the drama kids are now coming out of the closet before breaking girls hearts at the prom.

No matter your take on Leviticus, tattooing your face permanently on social media as a proud gay basher seems unusually lacking in foresight. Remnants of people who give a shit about who other people are fucking still exist, but by sixteen you have to have some read on cultural trends and understand this is going to follow you big time. And not in a paid to give speeches at the lodge kind of way. More like, good luck with that summer job at Abercrombie. High schools have always been the testing ground for sexual expression, we just always pretended they weren’t. Like the rest, I was talking about getting laid, trying to get laid, not quite getting laid the entire time I was there. We were also expected to know some math and reading, but those were the old days before we realized we could just import Asians to do all the thinking work for us. I hope these kids parents are proud. It’ll ease the tension of them living at home until forty.

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