Amber Rose Is a Movie Star

Amber Rose answers her critics and Jesus for asking what the hell she does with all her free time by making a movie about three black foster sisters with big tits who get finger snapping saucy with each other, fuck some bad men, then make up because one of them gets sick. The film was produced by a couple dudes with thirty-seven bucks in their pocket who were trying to figure out how to see Amber Rose’s big tits up close. Not super clever, twenty is the going rate. Nobody’s been allowed to see the film before its release today because it’s just too good to share. Think of it as the world’s hottest nightclub. No sign on the door. No fanfare. But if you find your way inside, you get to see Amber Rose grinding a dude with money and inquiring for the third time about health benefits for her minor dependents.

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