It’s easy to assert that life is unfair when Bradley Cooper dumps his teen model girlfriend and immediately hooks up with Irina Shayk. Easy and true. Equality is a myth conceived by those not fucking Russian supermodels to give meaning to their lives. In the madrassas, they shatter this myth and tell all the boys they’ll never get laid, not even by the hairy chicks they’d settle for while high on Fanta sodas. Those kids fight to strap on the bomb to take them to the next world. In the West, we like our pizza parlors intact so we sell the farce that anyone can bang a model. The same guys who run The Lotto Scratchers head up this misinformation campaign. Somebody has to beat the odds. Why not you? Or Bradley Cooper. It could go either way.
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