Titty Restaurants Don’t Think Much of Men

When not serving as the designated sight for biker gang rumbles, the Twin Peaks restaurant chain is serving out a heaping Texas sized serving of sexism. But it’s not the women being objectified. Okay, it is the women being objectified showing off their tits and ass and begging for tips in short skirts and garters, but it’s also the male customers. According to a leaked internal Twin Peaks memo, somewhat akin to the Snowden NSA classified documents release, the female servers at Twins Peaks restaurants are encouraged to see their male customers as ego-starved cavemen who want to be made to look good with female attention in front of their buddies. Rule number one, don’t ever ask a male customer what they’re thinking or offer anything other than the most shallow conversational setup. Just flash your tits in his direction and remind the guy picking up the tab that he has broad shoulders and nature compels you to want his babies pounded into you. The ugliest part about sexism isn’t the way in which it blindly groups genders into thoughtless stereotypes, it’s the way in which it does it so accurately.