Gay Marriage Already Boring Too

The Supreme Court ruled this morning that same sex couples can now betroth and be penalized equally by the IRS for filing as a married couple. Nobody bothered to ask why any two randy kids in love in this country require a license from the government to formalize their romance in the first place. But it’s easier to fight for we all get permission slips than none of us should need one.

The SCOTUS decisions represents a major win for swath of the American population determined to have equal access to one of the most confounding and painful institutions ever artificially promoted by Tom Hanks rom-coms. One day those robed geezers will rule on unbundling cable television services and I too will feel Lady Justice quivering atop my cock. Until that time, just smile and nod and realize you have a bunch of weddings to attend in the future where there will be no bridesmaids to fuck. I think your rainbow colored flag is upside down. Oh, I didn’t know it meant that. Doesn’t that hurt?

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