ESPN The Body Issue Is Absolutely Making You Gay and Some Other Stupid Things Are Said on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #9

We intentionally record The Last Men on Earth podcast in the morning so nobody has a valid reason to be drunk. We just sound that way because we have speech impediments and some mild to moderate encephalitis. I feel a tremendous freedom in these records. Like a fat woman taking off her girdle. I don’t know what that feels like, but I have peeled one off a larger woman and she seemed relieved.

In this week’s episode of The Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I pretend to be super masculine and reasonable about the Dukes of Hazzard, George Takei and his baritone sex voice, and why ESPN might think its male readership wants to see male athletes flexing their ass cheeks. Why the fuck, ESPN? Isn’t East Coast bias enough of a sin? Thanks to our sponsors at ThePornDude who have the foresight to fund this groundbreaking medium. Also, they know porn really really well. So make them your friends.

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