Sweden Working On Their Own Wall

Sweden just announced they’re booting 80,000 Middle Eastern and North African refugees who badly want to live in their country because Swedish chicks are promiscuous but hate babies and swallow morning after pills like Tic Tacs. In short, they’re perfect. 80,000 immigrants in Sweden is the U.S. population equivalent of 2.5 million. Or on the scale of what caused people to shit their pants through their tears when Trump mentioned tossing out the illegals. Sweden has long been the go-to standard for U.S. socialists since people started realizing Cubans were chewing Vulcanized rubber off of 1950’s automobiles for most meals. Also, Sean Penn ruins everything.

Sweden and their neighbor Norway are tiny white fantasy lands bloated with natural resource cash. Fossil fuels. Suck on that, tree huggers with Scandinavian political schema fetishes. They’re rich all white enclaves of people who all go to the same church and like soccer way too much. It’s easy to have communal living when everybody looks the same and is vaguely related. Swedes are socially liberal like Brentwood moms. It takes a turn for the alarmist when the first Middle Eastern dark skinned dude shows up at their door asking to sleep in the pool house because ISIS bombed his shawarma vending cart in Raqqa. Wait, how many are we letting in again?

Watch the migration of unskilled, uneducated masses from foreign lands into Northern Europe and you’ll see they end up exactly like the candidates all the Latino groups are protesting here in the U.S. People are nice when they can afford to be nice. When it starts really costing and the people they’re helping stop reminding them of their kindly Uncle Joe, they get less nice. There’s still that upside part about hot blond girls refusing to go to term with children. Other than that, Sweden sucks just like the rest of us.