Cynthia Nixon, the unattractive one from Sex and the City, recently said she would love to do a third Sex and the City movie, and millions of women the world leaked a little leak in their high-waisted culottes. Of course Cynthia Nixon wants to do another sequel. This is all she has. Just as Jason Alexander will always be George Costanza, she will forever be the dikey firecrotch, Miranda. Sarah Jessica Parker says she has an idea for the third film, but mercifully nothing is in the works yet. As with Pearl Harbor, American society would likely be unable to sustain an additional onslaught. Let’s hope they drop the ball just like the Japs. No, the other Japs.
Women love to shriek about which SATC character they are. “I’m Carrie because I like clothes and write in a journal!” “I’m Miranda because I’m gross!” “I’m Samantha because I’m a whore!” The exclamation marks denote the shrill ebullience that accompanies mixed drink sipping. One-hundred percent of guys agree that women shouldn’t want to be any one of them. Way to aim high, ladies. I feel bad for your fathers.
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