Mr. Skin Tax Day Special, It’s Five Freaking Bucks

Double duty on the cash-for-tits promotions today. But this one is a good one. Because it’s Tax Day, that day of the year when dummies get back excess withholding they paid over the course of the previous year and declare it a windfall, Mr. Skin is offering everybody within breast viewing distance the chance to get a membership for $5.

Mr. Skin Tax Day Special for Just $5. That’s tight.

You can’t get much in this world for five bucks. You can’t even get a five dollar sub at Subway for five dollars. And even at 5.78 some of that goes toward the Jared Child Legal Defense Fund. That’s bullshit. Get into naked actresses with your Lincoln. On their deathbed nobody’s every wished they’d spent less money on porn. I’ve killed a lot of people, so I know.