The Birth in a Creek Movie Is the New Rick Rolled (VIDEO)

Some crunchy Australian chick who doesn’t understand that having tons of children is bad for the planet even if you birth them organically in rain forests, filmed herself dropping her latest newborn in a creek in the Daintree Rainforest. She claims she picked this particular tributary because the water is the purest she’s ever tasted. The people who drank the same water mixed with her non-permitted afterbirth might’ve Yelped a different review. 

This video isn’t for everyone, or for anyone not obsessed with midwifing and childbirth and crowning babies and bloody vaginas. Yet it’s now been viewed 57 million times. The Two Girls, One Cup actors agreed to participate on camera. This baby wasn’t given a choice. Instruct the kids to sample shoreline mushrooms to see which go best with placenta. You can thank dad all you want for being supportive. No man should condone this. Stop building that fucking birthing dam and get your woman to a reasonably modern medical facility.