Anti-Circumcision Rally Largely Attended by Dicks

Here’s the thing about every single man not a doctor who ever gave a great deal of concern to any penis, he’s gay. Something to bear in mind the next time you feel like getting involved at your local anti-circumcision rally. These are the guys prancing around without towels in the 24 Hour Fitness locker room. Why the fuck are you shaving naked? There are no time machines to go back and punch your parents.

Men who claim the loss of full sexual sensation in their dicks due to newborn circumcision are gilding the lilly. Everybody knows that fucking remains entirely awesome. Was football better before helmets. Maybe. Ratings remain stellar.

Anti-circumcision protest rallies aren’t ciivil rights marches so much as Grindr group functions. These guys always protest outside pediatricians offices and associations. As if the doctors are fiendishly ordering brises to deny Charlie Sheen full splendor when butt fucking whichever twink passed on his viral kinship. Go bitch to mom and dad. They’re the ones who fucked up your Craigslist dick stats and made your cock inherently unappealing to NAFTA truck drivers passing northward to Ontario. 

There are Muslim girls having their clits vivisected in London. Fix up your signs and translate your anti-genital mutilition rally into something worthwhile. Expedia. British gloryholes aren’t that picky.

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