World Clown Association Losing It Over Movie IT

September 4, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Most sane children hate clowns. They’re a terrifying physical manifestation of forced happiness in make-up that hides their raging alcoholism and failed attempt at a college degree. If your life is joke, you should have an exterior that matches. Then visit some of the most mentally malleable mammals on the planet celebrating their day of birth to blown balloon animals for them. Is that a dog or cat? Doesn’t matter. The World Clown Association is upset at the movie IT and claiming the movie is responsible for giving clowns a bad rep. 

World Clown Association (WCA) president Pam Moody told The Hollywood Reporter so-called “good clowns” are out of work due to the terrifying new Stephen King adaptation. For instance, Sparky the Firefighter Clown of Des Moines, Iowa has been disinvited from speaking to elementary school students about fire safety. 

First there was the scary killer clowns YouTube prank videos. Followed by random Americans dressing up as creepy clowns walking around for no reason not on Halloween making news headlines. And finally an anti-clown movie should be the nail in the coffin. There’s nothing positive about grown men putting on make up for the attention of children unless your name is Bruce Jenner. Then you deserve woman of the year award. Did anyone know or care that the WCA exists? Clowns are not a protected class, and never should be. They’ve been living in children’s nightmares for decades. The movie IT just sheds light on the origin of these demonic bozo entities. Take your red rubber noses, balloon animals, and dad jokes back to outer space, the depths of hell, or where ever clowns come from. Good riddance. 

Photo Credit: Empire Magazine / EW Magazine

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