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November 6, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
You know the dipshit who takes things too far. The guy who ruins everything by not understanding the common sense limits most people intuitively comprehend from the time they stop shitting their diapers. The guy who gets wasted twenty minutes into Happy Hour. The guy who watches Karate Kid and identifies with Kreese. The ballplayer who doesn’t understand that a little hazing is good for the rookies, but dropping the N-bomb in taunting voicemails to a black teammate isn’t such an evolved idea. Jonathan Martin is a weak soldier for being a highly paid NFL lineman and letting some meathead bully get the better of him. But guys like Richie Incognito find guys like this to go after for their weird esteem thrills. I’m not sure when dueling became illegal, but they need to bring that back. I’d like to see a teared up Jonathan Martin run one through Richie’s spleen. Then maybe sweep the leg.