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December 19, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There have been low points for this country before. I’m not 238 years old, I don’t remember them all. Humdingers like the Civil War didn’t affect me personally. This North Korea ass-raping of the American film industry is a different matter. This isn’t a group of overachievers on some podunk college basketball team who upset Kansas or Kentucky once a decade and make for a great story. This is North Korea. They’re friendless street punks. They just made our entertainment industry fall to their knees and start sucking.
“There is evidence to indicate we have seen destructive activity with malicious intent that was initiated by a sophisticated actor. And it is being treated by the FBI and the Department of Justice as seriously as you would expect.” — White House statement
Stop it, White House. You’re making Kim Jong Un laugh while he’s trying to masturbate to his victory. That douchebag found a couple ‘sophisticated actors’ in his country, offered them the choice of double rice portions of death to hack into Sony, and now we’re waving the white flag like it’s our national emblem. I could give a shit about The Interview. If I never have to see James Franco and Seth Rogen gay-bait for promotion ever again, I’ll abide. But cowardice is somewhere below both greed and thinking Steve Harvey is funny on the list of unforgivable sins. Today, we sucked, America.