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What the Hell Are You Getting For Christmas? This Is an Advertisement for Mr. Skin

December 24, 2015 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Mr. Skin has dedicated itself since pre-millennia to getting naked chicks out onto the web. It’s as noble as UNICEF, without all the graft and Sepp Blatter like gift giving and blow jobs. If you happen to be a fan of seeing actresses topless or naked or sexually fluid in the literal sense, not the idiotic Miley sense, you really should be a member of Mr. Skin online. There’s absolutely nothing else like it. I visit regularly to see how Salma Hayek’s tits have been doing through the years.

For Christmas, Mr. Skin is offering a Lifetime Membership for just $99. They normally charge like $150 or more for a single year. This could be forty years for you with no rebills ever, maybe more, maybe less if we let in those Syrian kids Saran wrapped with nukes. It’s a great fucking deal. Buy it, don’t buy it, but if you have any interest, now would be the time to get it.

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