umm… Spoiler Alert

There’s a new rumor going around the internet that says the Batwing, Batmans plane, makes an appearance in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, and the basis for that claim is that you can watch the fucking thing chase Bane down the street in this video. And in the videos here and here, people with cameras just walk right up to it.

I suddenly miss movies like ‘Cloverfield’ where they went insane to keep any spoilers from getting out. If you asked them what their monster looked like, they’d say, “none of your god dammed business.” If you asked ‘Dark Knight’ if they had a Batwing, they say, “yeah, in fact it’s right over here. Come on, I’ll show you and then you can fly it.”