Charlize Theron is flat

Charlize Theron tells Empire magazine that she often gets turned down for action roles because of the size of her chest, claiming that directors can’t get a certain type of shot with her:

“I knew I wouldn’t just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I’m not good at that. I haven’t got any tits.”

Yeah, ooohh, the world is on pins and needles to see you in more action films, Charlize, if only you had a bigger rack. Look hun, the problem isn’t the size of your tits, it’s your wooden line delivery and the fact that even though you are pretty, you’re not sexy. And you don’t look like you’re any tiger in the sack, either. Even necrophiliac’s think you would be boring in bed.

Charlize last night at the SAG awards.