NICK LACHEY IS PISSIN ME OFF

August 26, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Nick Lachey and his sunken chest spent last weekend at the Bacara Hotel and Resort just north of Santa Barbara with gf Vanessa Minnillo, and everything you need to know about this little weenie is that he had this waiting for him at home and all he could think to do at the Teen Choice Awards was make a unfunny joke alluding to Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook. Stop being such a little bitch. You’ve somehow tricked everyone into thinking you’re a singer for the past 5 years, even though I never heard one of your songs up until about three months ago. You might as well have said you were a top secret rocket ship pilot or invented the panda bear.

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