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CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A GOOD DRESSER

August 29, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Some people would say its romantic that Christina Aguilera would marry someone like Jordan Bratman, but those people are wrong and need to be punched in the balls.  If life were a summer camp movie, Jordan Bratman would be the head counselor at the snobby rich camp on the extra fancy side of the lake, and I’d be the wise cracking party animal who, despite my gruff exterior, really does cares about the kids.  Then I sneak in and steal away his girl after I prove he never saw her as an equal, only as an object.  Rated Pg-13.  

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