AVRIL LAVIGNE IS A BITCH

Avril Lavinge has finally offered a half-hearted apology for spitting on some photographers after leaving a club in LA not once but twice last week.  Avril says:

"I'd like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the Paparazzi. It's trying at best dealing with their insistent intrusions. I meant no offense to my fans, whose relationship I truly value. I have and will always go out of my way for my fans. My behavior was a reaction to the persistent attack from the paparazzi."

Wow.  Poor little lamb is really broken up about this.  When you watch the video, you can tell by the way she cackles and says “fuck you” three times to fans asking for an autograph, she really does value each and every one of them.  She only cursed them out because someone was trying to take her picture.  Seems reasonable.  Just like the time she burned down a school for the blind because her phone rang.