BRITNEY HAS NEW MUSIC

Wanna hear a super secret song from Britney's next album? Oh. Well you're going to anyway. Because in this clip, Britney sits in her convertible in Santa Monica and  blasts a new track to try to drown out the paparazzi and their condescending questions. I wonder how they found her? Oh, wait, it might be because Britney Spears was driving around Santa Monica in a convertible. She might as well get naked and ride a white tiger down Rodeo while shooting a flare gun. Before racing off, Britney plays a few seconds of a second new track that you can hear more of here. Then she ends up at the hotel Shutters on the Beach. Didn't this bitch used to have kids? Honest to god, I wouldn't let this idiot baby-sit my cactus while I went to the movies. I'd come back an hour later and see her crawling along the roof of my house while my cactus sat teetering on the edge, for some reason covered in white feathers and graffiti.