ED SPELEERS IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Just over a month ago, Ed Speleers was walking the red carpet as the star of "Eragon", the dragon movie that would go on to earn almost a quarter billion dollars at the box office.  Today, he's making 14 dollars an hour as a laborer in East Sussex, England.  His IMDb page lists no future projects but his family says he's looking at various roles.  A source on the worksite says:

"It's a far cry from the red carpet. Edward is very much the brickie when he is here.  He's chiseling walls and puffing cigs in a hard hat and fluorescent jacket. He's a nice, down-to-earth lad."

This reminds me of when I had my first taste of stardom, except instead of getting a job as a day laborer, I had sex with tons of models and lit my cigars with matches made of gold.  On second thought, I guess our reactions weren't that similar after all. By the way, wtf is with that hard hat.  And does anyone else think they got the name Eragon because someone fucked up typing 'dragon'.  Slow day?  You better believe it!