BRANDY IS GETTING SUED

Brandy is being sued for $50 million by the family of Awatef Aboudihaj, the woman who was killed in a car crash initiated by Brandy.  IMDb says:

Awatef Aboudihaj's parents filed a wrongful death lawsuit at Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday after police recommended the singer be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. Their 38-year-old daughter was killed in a four-car freeway crash in California on December 30. The California Highway Patrol has ruled Brandy was at fault because she failed to prevent her Land Rover from hitting the car in front when traffic slowed down.

Holy crap.  50 million?  If Brandy has 50 million I’m gonna go find out what Monica drives and stomp my brakes in front of her.  She must be worth eleventy billion.  Maybe I'll dig up a fresh body and put it in my passenger seat, then cradle it in my arms after the wreck and scream "why" while shaking my fist at god.  Man, I thought I'd never have to do this again.  IRONIC TRIVIA – spell check recommends “awake” for “Awatef”.