NICOLE RICHIE IS UNGRATEFUL

If you didn't know, Nicole Richie is not the biological daughter of music legend Lionel Richie.  She was adopted by Lionel and Brenda Richie when Nicole was two.  Recently, Brenda had a hysterectomy (operation to remove her uterus), and by golly, it's hard to even count the number of times Nicole has gone to visit.  Oh, wait, no, it's not.  Turns out the answer is zero.  Page Six says:

"Brenda was in the hospital. She had a hysterectomy," said a source, "and Nicole hasn't visited her since." Richie has been making regular visits to her therapist, and insiders say her issues with her mom may be to blame: "The two have not been getting along lately." Richie's rep had no comment.

This whore is surprisingly cold hearted considering she looks like a baby dinosaur.  You might think she'd be a little more kind, but, no, apparently not.  I don't mean to brag but I'm a natural beauty who was a high school letterman in "Push-Ups" and "Kissing", yet I still find time to bring handicapped orphans white water rafting every weekend.  I'm amazing!