SARAH SILVERMAN > PARIS HILTON, PART 2

Put your coffee down and brace yourself, because apparently Paris Hilton can't take a joke. Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either. But backstage at the MTV Awards, after Sarah Silverman rode Paris in the above clip, Paris was overheard saying,

"She's a fucking bitch. I hate her."

Oh boo-fuckin-hoo you whore. Blame Sarah all you want for the joke, but what about the 10,000 people who laughed at you when all Sarah said was "in a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail". Was that Sarah's fault too? Did she run around really fast and clap so it would look like the entire auditorium was breaking into thunderous applause? Probably she did, yes. Sarah Silverman can do anything. I heard one time someone tried to shoot Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah stepped in front of the bullet and caught it in her teeth and then spit it out and then told the dude guns are for little babies and then the dude started to cry because he felt real bad about using something a little baby would use. Sarah is amazing!!!