CHRISTINA IS THREE MONTHS PREGNANT

Two weeks ago, the rumors began that Christina Aguilera was pregnant with husband Jordan Bratman.  Now a "well placed source" confirms those rumors to Page Six:

The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

I guess this means she'll have to start being a lot more conservative, and while some will miss the way she would dress all trampy for awards shows and costume parties, I'll miss the quiet times when we just sat by the fire and read a good book.