SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOES PORN

The Sun UK says that Scarlett Johansson will take the role of Jenna Jameson in the film version of Jamesons book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star".  The Sun says:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON has landed her most explicit role yet – that of the world's biggest porn star.  The 22-year-old will take the lead role in the forthcoming, x-rated biopic of JENNA JAMESON.  And legendary adult entertainer Jameson chose Scarlett specifically for the role.  She explained, "I tapped up Scarlett for the part and I'm very excited about the film.  It was my decision not to play the role because I've lived that tale already and anyone can play themselves."

I don't know how to break this to Hollywood but porn stars are only interesting when they're having stuff shoved inside of them.  What am I, a social worker, what the hell do I care how they got there.  If this was such a compelling subject, the Academy Award nominees for best picture would just be Bowlin In Her Colon 4, 5, 6 and 7, and then Ratatouille.

UPDATE – or maybe she isn't playing Jenna, according to People.